A very strange noob audiobook. Download audiobook the strangest noob - Artem Kamenisty

Format: audiobook, MP3, 63-192kbps
Artem Kamenisty
Year of release: 2015-2016
Genre: Sci-Fi, combat fantasy
Publisher: DIY Audiobook
Performer: Gennady Korshunov
Duration: 34:53:10
Description:
The explosion deprived him of everything: a normal life, money, hopes for the future. Even his own mother would not have recognized him in that bloody piece of meat that remained from a man who had recently been healthy and strong. The only reason he's still alive is because of his expensive insurance, which is about to run out. It would seem that there is no longer a chance to start a new full life. Or is there? The Second World gives him such a chance - new online game with complete immersion, which has conquered almost the whole world and is almost no different from reality. The account is very expensive, but game currency freely changes to the real one. And at a very tasty rate. Without the slightest idea about MMORPGs and games in general, the hero creates the strangest character with a simply idiotic distribution of characteristics. Now he is the weirdest noob.

01.The strangest noob
The explosion deprived him of everything: a normal life, money, hopes for the future. Even his own mother would not have recognized him in that bloody piece of meat that remained from a man who had recently been healthy and strong. The only reason he's still alive is because of his expensive insurance, which is about to run out. It would seem that there is no longer a chance to start a new full life. Or is there? This chance is given to him by the Second World - a new online game with complete immersion that has conquered almost the entire world and is almost no different from reality. The account is very expensive, but the game currency can be freely exchanged for real currency. And at a very tasty rate. Without the slightest idea about MMORPGs and games in general, the hero creates the strangest character with a simply idiotic distribution of characteristics. Now he is the weirdest noob.
02.The strangest noob. Slave of the Locked Lands
The cart of the history of our world prefers to move in a gentle spiral, and when you complete a turn, you get very close to its beginning. The history of the Second World seems to have simplified its path to a ring with no exit in sight. When you take hold of a magician's staff, do not expect that no one will take it away from you. Or it won't change for anything. For example, the pickaxe with which you met the first days of your new birth, just as rusty and good for nothing. That's what a ring is for: everything that happens to you will happen again and again. Perhaps with minor variations. For example, from a relatively free miner you will turn into a powerless slave. Entire provinces are burning in the fire of an unprecedented invasion; the strongest clans and the emperor's guards have taken up arms, trying to stop the hordes of non-humans. A war is raging that no one expected, for which no one prepared, not even suspecting that the boredom of provincial life could be dispelled so quickly and cruelly. What is your role in all of this? Unknown. But you know where you should start: pick up the pickaxe and get started. There is enough ore here for your lifetime.
03.The strangest noob. Gods of the Second World
“Gods of the Second World” is a fantasy novel by Artem Kamenisty, the third book in the “The Strangest Noob” series. The Second World is a virtual space without inviolable borders and strict laws. Complete freedom of action within the vague framework of gaming conventions. Pay and enjoy, and the rest is not your concern, the machines of the latest generation will take care of everything. They are incapable of making mistakes, they cannot be bribed, they cannot evade the main rules of the Second World one step. So be calm, yours game process under reliable supervision. But are supernet AIs really that omnipotent? Then why do they disappear one after another and the best minds of the corporation cannot identify the cause of such global failures? And how can you be calm about your gameplay if the owners of the game universe have left many loopholes inaccessible to ordinary players? Including the unthinkable - with one attack from a monster hidden in a technical location, you can destroy any player, both virtual and real world. Those who stand behind the scenes of the Second World do not play games. Everything is much more serious.

Jun 07 2016

Name: Gods of the Second World
Format: MP3, 44.1 kHz, 96 kbps
Cycle:
Executor: Gennady Korshunov
Playing time: 11:16:03
Description: The Second World is a virtual space without inviolable borders and strict laws. Complete freedom of action within the vague framework of gaming conventions. Pay and enjoy, and the rest is not your concern, the machines of the latest generation will take care of everything. They are incapable of making mistakes, they cannot be bribed, they cannot evade the main rules of the Second World one step. So rest assured, your gameplay is under reliable supervision.

May 02 2015

Name: Slave of the locked lands
Format: MP3, 44.1 kHz, 192 kbps
Cycle:
Executor: Gennady Korshunov
Playing time: 11:33:14
Description: The history of the Second World is quite simple to understand, but it is difficult to understand how to change the fate of a doomed world. After all, the laws in it are purely conditional. Here you need to be prepared for any turn, for any development of events, because everything here goes not along the spiral of time, but along its ring. Being relatively free and almost independent, although poor, you can eventually become a powerless slave. The world is in a fever from a terrible invasion.

May 02 2015

Name: The weirdest noob
Format: MP3, 44.1 kHz, 192 kbps
Cycle:
Executor: Gennady Korshunov
Playing time: 12:03:30
Description: All past agreements on neutrality and even friendship have been forgotten. Yesterday's allies look at each other like wolves, and if only they would look: swords ring, arrows whistle, magic thunder rolls. Yesterday, a still useless, almost unprofitable mine became the arena of fierce battles. Its incinerated ruins change hands several times a day. All roads in the province are under control and no one can enter or leave the city without an identity check.

Quote: DENIS KOLCHIN

God forgive me, what nonsense. Out of respect for the work of one of my favorite readers, I will listen to this nonsense to the end... But author, I hope you read this))) who are you writing for? for sorceress girls who believe in the power of the moon or what? do you play games yourself? balance and so on are of course alien, but there should be at least some limits of decency since litrpgs are read mostly by gamers. How do you have a pet who has been hammered into stakes with a stick and tanking mobs in the dungeon? he should be there 1 on 1 to a simple mob, taking into account the fact that your hero has delayed him in a lock that is lower in level. well, okay, these are still seeds, how do the parameters grow but the lvl does not increase???? Omaygadbl what the hell is this? What then prevents a cool, trashed tank with a healer paired from paralyzing the noobs by pumping up their parameters to the skies? In the dungeon, as I understand it, there are no limits for lvl since the noob has climbed to 0. in general, listening to delusional nonsense is extremely funny, I would have moved the book to the fairy tale section (nubopet was recovering from the rb at the end of the sale... I immediately turned off this crap and began to look for something more sane, but still overpowered myself because I repeat very much I respect Genady Korshunov’s voice acting and continue listening)

Pysy, oh yes, especially smiled, according to the loot in the dungeon designed for 45+ packs from the magicians, gear for lvl 10 drops, I was neighing like a horse))) why then go to such a dungeon at all)

1) the hero killed 1/1 mob only because he made a trap. 2) he summoned a pet from the soul stone of an elite warrior who was beaten by 3 high-level swords, he simply tried to throw a trap skill, and then he went up to the quiet guy and took the soul stone when the swords went on to deal with the mob and that they started a riot. 3) I’m not an expert on many works of litrpg, but I’ve often come across works where, with complete immersion, the characteristics improve due to some actions and not levels, for example, if you run, jump, do push-ups, sit up, etc. plus he received achievements for which stat points dropped because... mobs were killed by his Pet and not another character, and many of the achievements that he knocked out were solo. And if I understand correctly, the character’s race GG has a feature in which, losing levels, he does not lose characteristic points. 4) in 45+ dungeon, gear dropped at a lower level... Um 🤔 doesn’t this happen in games? Haven't played for a long time similar games, but I doubt that this cannot happen... 5) author: artist - and he sees it that way. And you listen more carefully to at least argue your point of view correctly. Where did such an imbalanced race come from, as other works show, I can attach a riot of Eskins or a main program that is controlled by artificial intelligence.

P.S. if there are mistakes, you don’t have to write about it, I already know that I make mistakes when writing😁