How to get the pilot brothers the other side of the earth. Cheat file for Pilot Brothers. The reverse side of the Earth. As a tie

Most of you probably remember the cult cartoon “Koloboks are investigating”, which gave life to several computer games and one mediocre TV show. The main characters of this reckless, but so close and understandable to the Russian people animation action were the immortal Chef and Colleague. After the resounding success of the animated film, “Koloboks” were for some reason renamed “Pilots” (this marketing ploy, by the way, common sense Well, he didn't obey.) After that, the fate of the Boss and Colleague changed dramatically: they went into oblivion. There were no new cartoons, and the TV show turned out to be far from being as interesting and rated as the holders of the Pilot Brothers shopping park expected.

During the existence of these wonderful characters, two games were released; both are the best representatives of the “domestic quest with all the ensuing consequences” genre. The spirit of the “old Koloboks” was still felt in the games, but the quest hunger of our compatriots in the years when the very concept of “domestic game project”.

Today we will talk about the third part of the adventures of the Pilot Brothers, called by the developers “ back side Earth." This is still a classic pixel hunting, a two-dimensional quest that tells about the next investigation of our wonderful heroes. I dissected this quest, and I was stubbornly tormented by deja vu: familiar characters, a plot close to the previous two parts, graphics and riddles - all in the spirit of the very first "Pilots". And, nevertheless, the game cannot be considered as a sequel - it is rather a play on old ideas on a new technical base (which is worth one engine from the imposing "K-D Lab"). Is it bad or good? Don't know. Honestly. For those who are not familiar with the first games in the series, The Other Side of the Earth will certainly be to your taste, but the project may seem too familiar to old players, hardened by years of quest-shamanism. So we give the project a golden order: since for new players the game deserves a crown, but the old ones are unlikely to appreciate the project above the medal. Let's decide on that.

Control and interface

Since the game is a classic pixel-hunting, I will not delve into the wilds of control: everything that can be taken must be taken, everything that can be applied must be applied, everything that needs to be said, if you please. The only thing I want to note is that some actions can be performed by a Colleague, others by the Chief. Some puzzles require the interaction of both of our heroes, but read more about this in the guide.

The game has arcade moments. Unfortunately, the developers did not bother to attach a certificate to them, so sometimes such episodes cause bewilderment among players who do not suffer from quest schizophrenia. You can also read about all the features of the passage of such missions below.

It is impossible to save in the game. When you start new stage, the game saves automatically, so I strongly recommend that before you leave the game, go through it to the checkpoint, otherwise you will have to start all over again. Good luck!

As a tie

One early morning on a beautiful sunny day, when most of the grannies had long occupied the nearby benches, the Chef and Colleague were having breakfast, as, indeed, were the rest of the millions of citizens of the Soviet Union. A happy and communist-calibrated 1950-something went on its way: “Five-year plan at four years old”, “Each family has its own apartment” and “Ice cream for children, flowers for a woman” have long entered the life of every self-respecting Soviet person, known to the world community as citizen.

Colleague, what is Modern Soviet Propaganda writing about today? - chewing a sandwich with liver for 2 rubles a kilo, the Chef asked.

Inedible sausage, “tea with an elephant” and tangerines from Cuba, which is ideologically and politically friendly to us, are the obligatory attributes of a traditional Soviet breakfast that are present in every self-respecting party family. True, it is worth noting that our heroes did not fill their heads with such reflections. The Soviet system - the most honest and just in the world - seemed to live next door to them, and only occasionally burdened the Boss and Colleague with contacts with the Motherland-Only-And-

Unique: the party newspaper in the morning, brainwashing in the regional committee and weekly visits of the district police officer - that little that ordinary citizens could claim.

But back to our heroes. Breakfast continued:

I don't understand anything! - Colleague responded, biting a cactus instead of a bun for 12 kopecks of Asian origin. However, he did not feel any special taste differences, and therefore he finished the poor plant along with a cheap clay pot.

Give me a newspaper, - said the Chief, snatching a plump bundle of excellent Soviet paper from his friend's hands. - Interesting, very interesting...

"Attention! Comrades, on our friendly island of Tasmania, which is moving towards a bright socialist future, an emergency has occurred (Emergency, comrade). A rare species of blue striped elephants is on the brink of extinction. As the ideologically correct Tasmanian press notes, the complete extinction of this extremely affable beast could lead to an international environmental problem. The best scientists of the USSR have already headed to the island in order to conduct their own investigation and identify the reasons for the disappearance of beautiful blue elephants. A detailed report on the work done, comrades, you will find in our next issue. In the meantime, we bring to your attention the statements of the best cultural figures of the USSR.

Borya Museev: Comrades, we simply have to save these blue ones! Who, if not we, the Soviet people, with all our power and social responsibility, are ready to help the endangered species? At the hour when misfortune loomed over the blue, lend them a helping hand, comrade!

Alla Pugalkina: I am ready to give all my million scarlet roses just to save these noble elephants.

Boris B. from an unfriendly England: Elephants must be saved, of course. But now I have a question, and those who save them will no longer be pursued by the NKVD?

Anya Ivanova, specially for “Modern Soviet Propaganda”

Colleague, we simply have to save these animals! - shouted in a fit of rage Chief. - I feel, nature is to blame here least of all!

I don't understand anything!

It seems to be the case organized crime! the Chief hissed ominously.

I don't understand anything!

Perhaps we will meet our old friend Karbafos!

I don't understand anything!

Colleague, is your record jammed? - the Chief was surprised.

No, I just really don't understand anything! - with these words, the Colleague again began to stubbornly gnaw the bonsai. Next in line were buttercups, tulips and begonias, and for dessert, rose petals and gladioli. Apparently, Colleague finally switched to a “flower” diet.

The journey begins!- Well, Colleague, in order to get to Tasmania, we will first need to fly to China, and then the island is within easy reach!

Brilliant, Chief! But after all, our old plane is actually disassembled into parts! We will have to work hard to bring it back to normal...

Nothing, we'll bring it! Chef replied enthusiastically. He always said that when he realized that the main work would be done by his faithful friend.

Going out into the courtyard of the house, surrounded by a whole galaxy of magnificent plaster statues in the style of "Pioneers and all-all-all", our brave pathfinders stumbled upon their old plane, battered by time and battles of the Second World War. And it was difficult to call this set of bright scarlet details an airplane.

So, colleague, we need wings and a propeller, - the Chief stated after inspecting the aircraft. - And also, apparently, a little kerosene will not hurt, but it seems that there will be no problems with it - there is a whole tank!

Everything you need can be found in the house! - Colleague answered, considering the menu for dinner. Do you really have to gnaw on the tough shoots of young daffodils? And besides, the crazy grandmother Dunya is ready to kill for her beloved flowers!

In the living room, the Chief took the jack, and the Colleague borrowed an empty bottle from the cabinet.

Are you going to hand over the container? the Chief asked.

I don't understand anything! - Colleague answered, and then added. - Here we will pour fuel!

The boss turned on the fan, climbed onto the table and put the jack on.

Colleague, would you like to join?

A colleague also climbed onto the table, then onto the jack. The chief slowly raised him to the level of the fan. Another moment - - - and the Colleague was sitting on the closet. Taking the jar of jam, he jumped down. That's what hunger means - a nine-year-old jam is used! In the yard, Colleague emptied the jar to the end, and then launched it into a crow - a pest of the fields and just a very bad bird, as they say in the textbooks of zoology of the Soviet school - the most just and interesting school in the world.

With fragments of the can, the Colleague again climbed onto the cabinet and, having cut the rope, received a wing from an old aircraft for eternal use. The chief turned off the fan, and his friend was able to pick up the propeller, too, the second piece needed to lift their scrap metal into the air. While the Colleague gazed lovingly at the remains of the cactus, the Chief, using a jack in the yard, filled the bottle with kerosene and built the wing into the plane. A colleague completed the repair by attaching a propeller that served as a fan all his life to the nose of the aircraft.

Well, Colleague, nice work! - Chef praised his partner.

By screws! - Colleague answered joyfully as a child, climbing inside.

A few more minutes - and the ancient plane with a creak and a pitiful squeak rose into the air. The Chief had a map in his pocket with the route of their new adventure marked with a blue dotted line. The pilot brothers are back in action!

Surreal flight- We fly well, Colleague! - Chief said, peering into the night distance.

A lonely moon hung in the sky. Its huge light yellow disk peered into lakes and rivers, seas and oceans, reflected in clear water and went back into space like a sunbeam that touched the surface of a mirror. This connection of Earth and Heaven, Simple and Complex is common for our planet. But people rarely notice the difference between reality and its reflection. Why are there people, even frogs looked with displeasure at their swamp and an unexpected guest - the moon. Well, if they did not notice the catch, then how can we master this science?

There were still about two thousand kilometers to the border with China. The flight took place in a friendly atmosphere: the Chief and Colleague discussed the problems of Tasmania and ways to solve them. Having supped with fried dandelions - as it turned out, the Colleague did not prepare any other food for the flight - the Chief fell asleep, leaving his comrade in charge. This is where he made his biggest mistake...

It is important: and here is the first arcade stage. Passing it is quite simple: all you need to do is dodge black clouds in time, you don’t have to be afraid of white ones. If you nevertheless fly into a black cloud, the plane will turn in the opposite direction, which by no means should be allowed! In this case, you need to crash again and, preferably, fly to the end of the stage without serious problems.

The chief woke up from an indistinct noise coming from somewhere to the right. As it turned out later, it was the side of the plane that was on fire. The colleague, “looking after” the plane, slept peacefully and saw, apparently, pleasant dreams, otherwise why would he smile dreamily and nod his head approvingly? Did you go to a flower shop?

It was too late to correct the situation: the plane was falling, and there was nothing to be done about it. The motor roared hard and stalled. “So they flew!” thought the Chief.

“There is no more attraction!” - the Colleague remembered in a dream a phrase from the song of the famous folk-patriotic ensemble named after the native Viagra ...

Taiga romance

Our brave travelers woke up on the outskirts of the taiga forest. Somewhere in the distance, the lights of a big city loomed, which meant that they still had a chance to get to China. Lonely snowflakes were falling from the sky - winter was already coming to an end, giving way to the beauty of spring. The ice on the river almost melted, and only occasionally here and there floated lonely pieces of ice. On one of these ice floes, the Chef noticed a hammer - a useful thing in adventures! In his lair, snoring softly, the bear was sleeping. He is like Small child, just before waking up, he practically fell into a coma, catching last days quiet life. And then the problems will begin: catching fish, courting the fair sex you like, taking care of small children. And all this for the sake of one goal: to fall into hibernation again next autumn - the calmest time in his life.

Colleague, wake up! - Chef slapped his friend in the face several times.

I don't understand, where are we? - Colleague asked in surprise.

In taiga. And we somehow magically need to cross this river. I think over there in the distance, - the Chief pointed with his hand at the lights flickering in the predawn fog, - settled down Big City. There must obviously be Railway.

Well, let's get started! - with these words, the Colleague approached the bear and began to bully the poor animal. The bear endured for a long time, thinking that it was all just a bad dream, but when he realized that someone was tormenting him in reality, he immediately woke up and sent this someone to sleep in a broken plane. Then the Colleague found a first-aid kit, took out a syringe and put it in his pocket.

The chief borrowed a wing and a stone from the damaged “liner”. Meanwhile Colleague again went to the bear, who managed to fall asleep and forget the annoying people. At that moment, when an ice floe with a hammer floated past the shore, Colleague gave the bear a painful injection. The animal did not keep itself waiting, and a few seconds later threw Chef's friend onto the ice floe. The hammer was carefully hidden in his pocket.

The chief put a stone near the bear's lair, and on it was a wing from an airplane. The result is something resembling a swing. A colleague went up to the den - poor bear! - and with all his strength hit him with a hammer in the side, and then quickly climbed onto a makeshift swing. Waking up, the beast slammed its paw on the engineering structure. “Beats means he loves!” - thought the bear and again fell asleep in his lair. And now our brave hero is already standing on the high voltage line. Having torn off one of the wires, he threw it to the Chief. He easily made it to the other side. The city was already waiting for them!

Station for two

From the news release:

“Moscow speaks and shows! The plane of our delegates, sent to resolve an international conflict on the island of Tasmania, crashed somewhere in the Siberian taiga. Now the version of the American trace is being checked. As the Minister of Internal Affairs of the USSR stated: “If the Americans really took such a step, then they would be very unlucky.” As all international news agencies say, the government of America, which is unfriendly to us, declared that it was not involved in this incident and expressed confidence that this incident would not affect bilateral relations between countries.

Dawn. A huge, bright orange disk of the morning sun rose lazily over the awakening city, painting the surroundings in the color of gold. Lonely crows sat on the branches of trees - they were still sleepy, and therefore they reacted sluggishly to those around them, without their former enthusiasm and prowess. Dawn and city. An unprecedented combination. When the sun - an unchanging miracle of nature - floods the constantly rebuilt streets of a hi-tech metropolis with bright light, the line between new and old, classic and modern is especially visible. In every detail: be it sunbeams from the windows of houses or a slight haze between heaven and earth - a distortion inherent in dawn.

And here is the train station! - Colleague shouted enthusiastically, examining the huge stone building in the style of the early Renaissance.

Excellent! - answered the Chief, entering the courtyard of the building.

A crowbar was lying on the ground - certainly extremely useful thing. Our friends did not fail to pick it up, and then went to the control room - it is necessary to put the passenger train they need on the tracks leading to China. Otherwise, the whole operation could be in jeopardy.

It is important: in the control room, the well-known, ancient, like the Universe itself, task of rearranging trains awaits you. On three tracks, there are, respectively, three trains. You need the green passenger train to be on the first platform - that is, near the station building itself. To achieve this is simple: gradually move one car after another, and you will achieve success. Fortunately, the developers have made plenty of free cells, and therefore this task does not require a detailed guide.

Excellent, Chief!

As always, Colleague! Trains and logic - two things that live soul to soul!

I don't understand anything!

You don't need it...

Once on the platform, the Chief and Colleague approached the car and knocked.

Well, what do you need? - the conductor asked in a sleepy, slightly drunken voice, opening the car door.

We’ve gathered in China, - Colleague answered.

Do you have tickets, or do you prefer to ride with hares? - with a smirk the conductor asked, unceremoniously yawning.

Well, you can use rabbits, - said the Colleague, not seeing the irony in the words of the guide.

Oh, rabbits, well, here I am now...

Total: two semi-corpses lay near the doors of the baggage car. The conductor, although he turned out to be slightly drunk, still kept his balance. It was felt that before this strong guy was engaged in either karate or boxing.

Don't freak out my friend! We'll get on the train through the baggage car!

Colleague, obeying the requirements of the boss, with the help of a crowbar found in the courtyard of the station, threw the cage off the conveyor. The boss opened it - a crow flew out; and then quickly, until the loader sees, climbed inside. So, one of our heroes was already inside, but what about the other?

A colleague repeated the same trick, but now in sequence: first a suitcase, and then a box with a ribbon. Moments later, he joined Chief. Another moment - and the train started moving.

Mysteries of China

The train arrived in the southern province of China on schedule. The Chief and Colleague quietly got out of the baggage car and, while the loaders were carrying out the goods, carefully, without interfering with anyone, slipped into the station. The unique atmosphere of the Chinese city immediately swept over them: the neighborhood of communism and Western trends was striking. East and West intermingled, creating a completely new, daring and yet elegant and unique style. Kites and lanterns were side by side with fashion boutiques and supermarkets. Television announcers were still reporting the victory of socialism, while at the same time broadcasting news of the economic miracle of the west. It was already another country, so unlike the native USSR - like a caricature image in a fashionable glossy magazine. It was another world - the universe of China.

The Chef and Colleague took a taxi to the Great Wall of China - one of the most famous wonders of the world. After paying the driver, they were able to carefully examine the wall. Indeed, a monumental building. The stone fence stretched from right to left to the very horizon, merging with the sky. It seemed that Heaven and Earth had become one whole, as if the spirits of the Great Emperors were still feeding this object with their energy, designed to protect China from the raids of nomadic tribes.

Well, Colleague, we are here! Chief concluded. - It's time to climb the wall.

This time Chef decided to do it on his own, without the help of a friend. A few minutes of climbing attraction and - voila! - he is already on the wall, throws a rope to Colleague and slowly lifts him to the stone structure.

It is important: here we are waiting for one of the strongest disappointments in the game - total glitches. The task, it would seem, is simple: climb the ledges onto the wall, pushing special boards below. But in reality, everything turns out to be much more complicated: many boards immediately close after opening, others do this several times - it seems that it is impossible to pass this stage at all. The most probable variant of the passage: to push sequentially plank after plank, climb to the highest point, push it in and move a new one. I highly recommend that you also get a patch that fixes this error.

The observation deck of the Great Wall of China turned out to be empty: the usually busy tourist point is closed for preventive work - they say that microbiologists found the ancient Umbula virus on the stones, but it was most likely a rumor started by the yellow press and had nothing to do with reality.

Chief, how are we going to get to Tasmania? - Asked Colleague. This question occupied him for the last few hours. - The train does not go there, our plane crashed. And besides, the nearest airport is 500-600 kilometers, if not more.

Elementary, Wat... Colleague, on spaceship. Our Soviet spies have prepared a small supply of pyrotechnics capable of launching us into orbit.

But it's terribly unsafe! - Chef's friend was indignant.

When did you think about security? Chief laughed. “Isn’t it when they ate my begonias and daffodils?”

I don't understand anything!

To begin with, our friends took the stairs on the left. With her help, the Chief borrowed a pick lying on the top. A colleague - a hacking specialist - destroyed the lock in a warehouse with pyrotechnics and approached the rocket launcher. At this time, the Chief climbed onto a ledge of the wall and, after his friend set fire to the projectile, jumped on it and flew off into endless space. The Colleague did the same, but where would he be without the Chief?

It is important: when you perform a trick with a Colleague, you will have to act much faster than in the case of the Chief. Set fire to the rocket and quickly jump onto the far right ledge, and then, when the projectile flies up, onto it - you will immediately join your friend.

Weightlessness From the morning edition of Modern Soviet Propaganda:

“Our brave travelers, comrade Chef and comrade Colleague, made one of the most remarkable space flights: connecting with a satellite with the help of friendly Chinese fireworks is a feat worthy of emulation. Thousands of boys and girls began to prepare themselves for such accomplishments, aimed at the benefit of the Communist Party - our strength and defender of the oppressed. Every pioneer, Komsomol member, party organizer dreams of repeating the feat of the great comrades Boss and Colleague! Hurrah, comrades!”

Open space. Splendor is the only epithet that fits this grandiose spectacle. Billions of stars: each with its own history, its own charm and indescribable mystery. And here is our old Earth, the eternal companion of mankind - “Our Everything”, as an observer of some gaming publication would say. Our All is what gives life and also easily takes it away. The queen of the world is the young princess of the galaxy.

Chief and Colleague climbed into the satellite, flying by. Having dealt with the equipment, they began to slowly decline. Another minute - and the views of cities, towns, mountains and seas began to change: from a blurry picture, a landscape was born, the same one so easily recognizable by any Soviet person who had seen enough of the Travelers Club. Sydney is the capital of Australia.

Well, Colleague, congratulations, there are only a few kilometers left to Tasmania.

It is important: in space, another arcade awaits you. But passing this stage is more than simple: the Colleague must be at the level of the satellite, and the Boss is higher. And as soon as the satellite flies up, you can catch it.

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Most of you probably remember the cult cartoon "Koloboks are investigating", which gave life to several computer games and one mediocre TV show. The main characters of this reckless, but so close and understandable to the Russian people animation action were the immortal Chef and Colleague. After the resounding success of the animated film, "Koloboks" were for some reason renamed "Pilots" (this marketing ploy, by the way, did not obey common sense). After that, the fate of the Boss and Colleague changed dramatically: they went into oblivion. There were no new cartoons, and the TV show turned out to be far from being as interesting and rated as the holders of the Pilot Brothers shopping park expected.

During the existence of these wonderful characters, two games were released; both are the best representatives of the “domestic quest with all the ensuing consequences” genre. The spirit of the “old Koloboks” was still felt in the games, but the quest hunger of our compatriots in the years when the very concept of “domestic game project” appeared was more successful.

Today we will talk about the third part of the adventures of the Pilot Brothers, called by the developers "The Other Side of the Earth". This is still a classic pixel hunting, a two-dimensional quest that tells about the next investigation of our wonderful heroes. I dissected this quest, and I was stubbornly tormented by deja vu: familiar characters, a plot close to the previous two parts, graphics and riddles - all in the spirit of the very first Pilots. And, nevertheless, the game cannot be considered as a sequel - it is rather a play on old ideas on a new technical basis (which is worth one engine from the imposing K-D Lab). Is it bad or good? Don't know. Honestly. For those who are not familiar with the first games in the series, The Other Side of the Earth will certainly be to your taste, but for old players, hardened by years of quest-shamanism, the project may seem too familiar. So we give the project a golden order: since for new players the game deserves a crown, but the old ones are unlikely to appreciate the project above the medal. Let's decide on that.

Control and interface

Since the game is a classic pixel-hunting, I will not delve into the wilds of control: everything that can be taken must be taken, everything that can be applied must be applied, everything that needs to be said, if you please. The only thing I want to note is that some actions can be performed by a Colleague, others by the Chief. Some puzzles require the interaction of both of our heroes, but read more about this in the guide.

The game has arcade moments. Unfortunately, the developers did not bother to attach a certificate to them, so sometimes such episodes cause bewilderment among players who do not suffer from quest schizophrenia. You can also read about all the features of the passage of such missions below.

It is impossible to save in the game. When you start a new stage, the game is automatically saved, so I strongly recommend that before you leave the game, go through it to the checkpoint, otherwise you will have to start all over again. Good luck!

As a tie

One early morning on a beautiful sunny day, when most of the grannies had long occupied the nearby benches, the Chef and Colleague were having breakfast, as, indeed, were the rest of the millions of citizens of the Soviet Union. A happy and communistically adjusted 1950-something went on its own: “Five-year plan at four years old”, “Each family has its own apartment” and “Ice cream for children, flowers for a woman” have long entered the life of every self-respecting Soviet person, known to the world community as citizen.

- Colleague, what is Modern Soviet Propaganda writing about today? Chef asked while chewing a sandwich with liver for 2 rubles per kilo.

Inedible sausage, “tea with an elephant” and tangerines from Cuba, which is ideologically and politically friendly to us, are the obligatory attributes of a traditional Soviet breakfast that are present in every self-respecting party family. True, it is worth noting that our heroes did not fill their heads with such reflections. The Soviet system - the most honest and just in the world - lived as if in the neighborhood with them, and only occasionally burdened the Boss and Colleague with contacts with the Motherland-Only-And-

Unique: a party newspaper in the morning, brainwashing in the regional committee and weekly visits by the district police officer - that little that ordinary citizens could claim.

But back to our heroes. Breakfast continued:

- I don't understand anything! - Colleague responded, biting a cactus instead of a 12 kopeck bun of Asian origin. However, he did not feel any special taste differences, and therefore he finished the poor plant along with a cheap clay pot.

“Give me a newspaper,” the Chief said, snatching a plump bundle of excellent Soviet paper from his friend's hands. Interesting, very interesting...

"Attention! Comrades, on our friendly island of Tasmania, which is moving towards a bright socialist future, an emergency has occurred (Emergency, comrade). A rare species of blue striped elephants is on the brink of extinction. As the ideologically correct Tasmanian press notes, the complete extinction of this extremely affable beast could lead to an international environmental problem. The best scientists of the USSR have already headed to the island in order to conduct their own investigation and identify the reasons for the disappearance of beautiful blue elephants. A detailed report on the work done, comrades, you will find in our next issue. In the meantime, we bring to your attention the statements of the best cultural figures of the USSR.

Borya Museev: Comrades, we simply have to save these blue ones! Who, if not we, the Soviet people, with all our power and social responsibility, are ready to help the endangered species? At the hour when misfortune loomed over the blue, lend them a helping hand, comrade!

Alla Pugalkina: I am ready to give all my million scarlet roses just to save these noble elephants.

Boris B. from an unfriendly England: Elephants must be saved, of course. But now I have a question, and those who save them will no longer be pursued by the NKVD?

Anya Ivanova, especially for "Modern Soviet Propaganda"

— Colleague, we simply have to save these animals! the Chief shouted in a fit of rage. - I feel that nature is the least to blame here!

- I don't understand anything!

It looks like it's organized crime! Chief hissed ominously.

- I don't understand anything!

“Perhaps we will meet our old friend Karbafos!”

- I don't understand anything!

- Colleague, have you got a record jammed? Chief was surprised.

No, I just really don't understand! - with these words, the Colleague again began to stubbornly gnaw the bonsai. Next in line were buttercups, tulips and begonias, and for dessert, rose petals and gladioli. Apparently, Colleague finally switched to a "flower" diet.

The journey begins!— Well, Colleague, in order to get to Tasmania, we will first need to fly to China, and then the island is within easy reach!

- Brilliant, Chief! But after all, our old plane is actually disassembled into parts! We will have to work hard to bring it back to normal...

- Nothing, we'll bring it! Chef replied enthusiastically. He always said that when he realized that the main work would be done by his faithful friend.

Going out into the courtyard of the house, surrounded by a whole galaxy of magnificent plaster statues in the style of "Pioneers and all-all-all", our brave pathfinders stumbled upon their old plane, battered by time and battles of the Second World War. And it was difficult to call this set of bright scarlet details an airplane.

“So, colleague, we need wings and a propeller,” the Chief stated after inspecting the aircraft. “Also, apparently, a little kerosene will not hurt, but it seems that there will be no problems with it - there is a whole tank there!”

Everything you need can be found in the house! Colleague answered, considering the menu for dinner. Do you really have to gnaw on the tough shoots of young daffodils? And besides, the crazy grandmother Dunya is ready to kill for her beloved flowers!

In the living room, the Chief took the jack, and the Colleague borrowed an empty bottle from the cabinet.

- Are you going to hand over the container? the Chief asked.

- I don't understand anything! Colleague replied, and then added. “We’ll pour fuel here!”

The boss turned on the fan, climbed onto the table and put the jack on.

— Colleague, would you like to join?

A colleague also climbed onto the table, then onto the jack. The chief slowly raised him to the level of the fan. Another moment - - - and the Colleague was sitting on the closet. Taking the jar of jam, he jumped down. That's what hunger means - nine-year-old jam is used! In the yard, Colleague emptied the jar to the end, and then launched it into a crow - a pest of the fields and just a very bad bird, as they say in the textbooks of zoology of the Soviet school - the most just and interesting school in the world.

With fragments of the can, the Colleague again climbed onto the cabinet and, having cut the rope, received a wing from an old aircraft for eternal use. The chief turned off the fan, and his friend was able to pick up the propeller as well, the second piece needed to lift their scrap metal into the air. While the Colleague gazed lovingly at the remains of the cactus, the Chief, using a jack in the yard, filled the bottle with kerosene and built the wing into the plane. A colleague completed the repair by attaching a propeller that served as a fan all his life to the nose of the aircraft.

- Well, Colleague, nice work! Chef praised his partner.

- By screws! Colleague answered joyfully as a child, climbing inside.

A few more minutes - and the ancient plane with a creak and a pitiful squeak rose into the air. The Chief had a map in his pocket with the route of their new adventure marked with a blue dotted line. The pilot brothers are back in action!

Surreal flight- We fly well, Colleague! said the Chief, peering into the night distance.

A lonely moon hung in the sky. Its huge light yellow disk peered into lakes and rivers, seas and oceans, reflected in clear water and went back into space like a sunbeam that touched the surface of a mirror. This connection of the Earth and Heaven, the Simple and the Complex, is common for our planet. But people rarely notice the difference between reality and its reflection. Why are there people, even frogs looked with displeasure at their swamp and an unexpected guest - the moon. Well, if they did not notice the catch, then how can we master this science?

There were still about two thousand kilometers to the border with China. The flight took place in a friendly atmosphere: the Chief and Colleague discussed the problems of Tasmania and ways to solve them. Having supped with fried dandelions - as it turned out, the Colleague did not prepare any other food for the flight - the Chief fell asleep, leaving his comrade in charge. This is where he made his biggest mistake...

It is important: and here is the first arcade stage. Passing it is quite simple: all you need to do is dodge black clouds in time, you don’t have to be afraid of white ones. If you nevertheless fly into a black cloud, the plane will turn in the opposite direction, which by no means should be allowed! In this case, you need to crash again and, preferably, fly to the end of the stage without serious problems.

The chief woke up from an indistinct noise coming from somewhere to the right. As it turned out later, it was the side of the plane that was on fire. The colleague who was “looking after” the plane was sleeping peacefully and apparently having pleasant dreams, otherwise why would he smile dreamily and nod his head approvingly? Did you go to a flower shop?

It was too late to correct the situation: the plane was falling, and there was nothing to be done about it. The motor roared hard and stalled. "So they flew!" thought the Chief.

"There is no more attraction!" - the Colleague remembered in a dream a phrase from the song of the famous folk-patriotic ensemble named after the native Viagra ...

Taiga romance

Our brave travelers woke up on the outskirts of the taiga forest. Somewhere in the distance, the lights of a big city loomed, which meant that they still had a chance to get to China. Lonely snowflakes were falling from the sky - winter was already coming to an end, giving way to the beauty of spring. The ice on the river almost melted, and only occasionally here and there floated lonely pieces of ice. On one of these ice floes, the Chef noticed a hammer - a useful thing in adventures! In his lair, snoring softly, the bear was sleeping. He, like a small child, almost fell into a coma just before waking up, catching the last days of a quiet life. And then the problems will begin: catching fish, courting the fair sex you like, taking care of small children. And all this for the sake of one goal: to fall into hibernation again next autumn - the calmest time in his life.

- Colleague, wake up! The chief slapped his friend in the face several times.

“I don’t understand, where are we?” Colleague asked in surprise.

— In the taiga. And we somehow magically need to cross this river. I think over there in the distance,” the Chief pointed to the lights flickering in the predawn fog, “there is a large city. There must be a railroad there.

- Well, let's get started! - with these words Colleague approached the bear and began to bully the poor animal. The bear endured for a long time, thinking that it was all just a bad dream, but when he realized that someone was tormenting him in reality, he immediately woke up and sent this someone to sleep in a broken plane. Then the Colleague found a first-aid kit, took out a syringe and put it in his pocket.

The chief borrowed a wing and a stone from the damaged "liner". Meanwhile Colleague again went to the bear, who managed to fall asleep and forget the annoying people. At that moment, when an ice floe with a hammer floated past the shore, Colleague gave the bear a painful injection. The animal did not keep itself waiting, and a few seconds later threw Chef's friend onto the ice floe. The hammer was carefully hidden in his pocket.

The chief put a stone near the bear's lair, and on it was a wing from an airplane. The result is something resembling a swing. A colleague went up to the den - poor bear! - and with all his strength hit him with a hammer in the side, and then quickly climbed onto a makeshift swing. Waking up, the beast slammed its paw on the engineering structure. "Beats means he loves!" thought the bear and again fell asleep in his lair. And now our brave hero is already standing on the high voltage line. Having torn off one of the wires, he threw it to the Chief. He easily made it to the other side. The city was already waiting for them!

Station for two

From the news release:

“Moscow speaks and shows! The plane of our delegates, sent to resolve an international conflict on the island of Tasmania, crashed somewhere in the Siberian taiga. Now the version of the American trace is being checked. As the Minister of Internal Affairs of the USSR stated: “If the Americans really took such a step, then they would be very unlucky.” As all international news agencies say, the government of America, which is not friendly to us, declared that it was not involved in this incident and expressed confidence that this incident would not affect bilateral relations between countries.

Dawn. A huge, bright orange disk of the morning sun rose lazily over the awakening city, painting the surroundings in the color of gold. Lonely crows sat on the branches of trees - they were still sleepy, and therefore they reacted sluggishly to those around them, without their former enthusiasm and prowess. Dawn and city. An unprecedented combination. When the sun - an unchanging miracle of nature - floods the constantly rebuilt streets of a hi-tech metropolis with bright light, the line between new and old, classic and modern is especially visible. In every detail: be it sunbeams from the windows of houses or a slight haze between heaven and earth - a distortion inherent in dawn.

And here is the train station! Colleague shouted enthusiastically, looking around the huge stone building in the style of the early Renaissance.

- Excellent! Chief replied as he entered the courtyard of the building.

There was a crowbar lying on the ground - certainly an extremely useful thing. Our friends did not fail to pick it up, and then went to the control room - it is necessary to put the passenger train they need on the tracks leading to China. Otherwise, the whole operation could be in jeopardy.

It is important: in the control room, the well-known, ancient, like the Universe itself, task of rearranging trains awaits you. On three tracks, there are, respectively, three trains. You need the green passenger train to be on the first platform - that is, near the station building itself. To achieve this is simple: gradually move one car after another, and you will achieve success. Fortunately, the developers have made plenty of free cells, and therefore this task does not require a detailed guide.

“Excellent, Chief!

— As always, Colleague! Trains and logic are two things that live soul to soul!

- I don't understand anything!

- You don't need it...

Once on the platform, the Chief and Colleague approached the car and knocked.

- Well, what do you want? - the conductor asked in a sleepy, slightly drunken voice, opening the car door.

“They are going to China,” answered the Colleague.

- Do you have tickets, or do you prefer to ride with hares? the conductor asked with a grin, yawning unceremoniously.

- Well, you can use rabbits, - Colleague said, not seeing the irony in the words of the guide.

- Oh, rabbits, well, here I am now ...

Total: two semi-corpses lay near the doors of the baggage car. The conductor, although he turned out to be slightly drunk, still kept his balance. It was felt that before this strong guy was engaged in either karate or boxing.

- Don't be sour my friend! We'll get on the train through the baggage car!

Colleague, obeying the requirements of the boss, with the help of a crowbar found in the courtyard of the station, threw the cage off the conveyor. The boss opened it - a crow flew out; and then quickly, until the loader sees, climbed inside. So, one of our heroes was already inside, but what about the other?

A colleague repeated the same trick, but now in sequence: first a suitcase, and then a box with a ribbon. Moments later, he joined Chief. Another moment and the train started moving.

Mysteries of China

The train arrived in the southern province of China on schedule. The Chief and Colleague quietly got out of the baggage car and, while the loaders were carrying out the goods, carefully, without interfering with anyone, slipped into the station. The unique atmosphere of the Chinese city immediately swept over them: the neighborhood of communism and Western trends was striking. East and West intermingled, creating a completely new, daring and yet elegant and unique style. Kites and lanterns were side by side with fashion boutiques and supermarkets. Television announcers were still reporting the victory of socialism, while at the same time broadcasting news of the economic miracle of the west. It was already a different country, so unlike the native USSR - like a caricature image in a fashionable glossy magazine. It was another world - the universe of China.

The Chef and Colleague took a taxi to the Great Wall of China, one of the most famous wonders of the world. After paying the driver, they were able to carefully examine the wall. Indeed, a monumental building. The stone fence stretched from right to left to the very horizon, merging with the sky. It seemed that Heaven and Earth had become one whole, as if the spirits of the Great Emperors were still feeding this object with their energy, designed to protect China from the raids of nomadic tribes.

— Well, Colleague, we are here! Chief concluded. “Time to climb the wall.

This time Chef decided to do it on his own, without the help of a friend. A few minutes of climbing attraction and - voila! - he is already on the wall, throws a rope to Colleague and slowly lifts him onto a stone structure.

It is important: here we are waiting for one of the strongest disappointments in the game - total glitches. The task, it would seem, is simple: climb the ledges onto the wall, pushing special boards below. But in reality, everything turns out to be much more complicated: many boards immediately close after opening, others do this several times - it seems that it is impossible to pass this stage at all. The most probable variant of the passage: to push sequentially plank after plank, climb to the highest point, push it in and move a new one. I highly recommend that you also get a patch that fixes this error.

The observation deck of the Great Wall of China turned out to be empty: the usually busy tourist point is closed for preventive work - they say that microbiologists found the ancient Umbula virus on the stones, but it was most likely a rumor started by the yellow press and had nothing to do with reality.

“Chief, how are we going to get to Tasmania?” Colleague asked. This question occupied him for the last few hours. — The train does not go there, our plane crashed. And besides, the nearest airport is 500-600 kilometers, if not more.

- Elementary, Wat ... Colleague, on a spaceship. Our Soviet spies have prepared a small supply of pyrotechnics capable of launching us into orbit.

But it's terribly dangerous! Chef's friend was indignant.

- And when did you think about security? Chief laughed. “Isn’t it when they ate my begonias and daffodils?”

- I don't understand anything!

To begin with, our friends took the stairs on the left. With her help, the Chief borrowed a pick lying on the top. A colleague, a burglary specialist, destroyed the lock in the warehouse with pyrotechnics and approached the rocket launcher. At this time, the Chief climbed onto a ledge of the wall and, after his friend set fire to the projectile, jumped on it and flew off into endless space. The Colleague did the same, but where would he be without the Chief?

It is important: when you perform a trick with a Colleague, you will have to act much faster than in the case of the Chief. Set fire to the rocket and quickly jump to the far right ledge, and then, when the projectile flies up, onto it - you will immediately join your friend.

Weightlessness From the morning issue of Modern Soviet Propaganda:

“Our brave travelers comrade Chief and comrade Colleague made one of the most remarkable space flights: to connect with a satellite with the help of friendly Chinese fireworks is a feat worthy of emulation. Thousands of boys and girls began to prepare themselves for such accomplishments, aimed at the benefit of the Communist Party - our strength and defender of the oppressed. Every pioneer, Komsomol member, party organizer dreams of repeating the feat of the great comrades Boss and Colleague! Hurrah, comrades!

Open space. Splendor is the only epithet that fits this grandiose spectacle. Billions of stars: each with its own history, its own charm and indescribable mystery. And here is our old Earth, the eternal companion of mankind - “Our Everything”, as a reviewer of some gaming publication would say. Our All is what gives life and also easily takes it away. The queen of the world is the young princess of the galaxy.

Chief and Colleague climbed into the satellite, flying by. Having dealt with the equipment, they began to slowly decline. Another minute - and the views of cities, towns, mountains and seas began to change: from a blurry picture a landscape was born, the same one so easily recognizable by any Soviet person who had seen enough of the Travelers Club. Sydney is the capital of Australia.

— Well, Colleague, congratulations, there are only a few kilometers left to Tasmania.

It is important: in space, another arcade awaits you. But passing this stage is more than simple: the Colleague must be at the level of the satellite, and the Boss is higher. And as soon as the satellite flies up, you can catch it.

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City lights

Having crossed a small lake, our heroes ended up in Sydney, one of the most modern cities in the world.

It is important: before entering the city, another unstable arcade awaits you, which has a strange feature of changing the course of a decision at the last moment. Judging by the feedback from the fans on the Web, she did not set the teeth on edge for me alone: ​​so if something doesn’t work out for you, try again and again until you reach a winning result. The essence of the task is simple: to get over from one coast to another, jumping from buoy to buoy. In total, the developers came up with several types of buoys: some are thrown two steps forward, others, on the contrary, back. Please number the vertical rows from top to bottom (from 1 to 6), and call the horizontal rows in Russian letters from left to right (from "a" to "h"). The procedure is as follows: As a colleague, go from a5 to d6 (the buoy must sink). Chef: a3, again a3, d3, e4, e4, x6, z6 - here he should be on the other side. Colleague: three times a5, g6, and again three times a5, g6, again three times a5, g6 (he will jump ashore), repeat a5, g6, g5. Here is the problem solved.

Although the hour was no longer early, the city still continued to lead a stormy life: the servants of the most ancient profession got out into the streets, the police strictly controlled the “vicious” business, and the street punks had fun with some kind of nerd who miraculously ended up on the street at such a late hour.

— Colleague, they are decomposing all the principles and foundations of enlightened socialism! Chief was outraged. - It's unthinkable that such things could happen in our capital!

- And that's right. You can’t even take a car just like that - for a ticket, you have to pay money, but where can we get it here? Chef's friend stared at the vending machine that dispensed the keys to used cars. - We have never seen such cars - it's gorgeous ...

“Come on, Colleague, let’s hand over the bottles – that’s how we get enough money!” suggested the Chef, whose eyes fell on the appropriate glass container receiving machine. - Still, the bourgeois are superior to us in some ways - no queues for you!

- That's for sure! Colleague agreed.

A colleague picked up from the floor, and then handed over a Pepsi bottle. The machine rated this “miracle” for one coin, but where can I get two more? Our heroes saw that there was a mess in a non-working traffic light! - a crow sits and holds another coin in its beak, but the police will not let you dig into it: they will immediately arrest you, or maybe they will hurt you. Although the strange-looking woman did not look like a policeman, but - you never know, suddenly this is a new form. In the USSR, the guardians of Themis have also recently been “dressed up”.

The heroes climbed into the sewer and, appearing on another street, immediately began their hectic activity: the Chef takes three plastic boxes, closes the wire three times - the Colleague receives a bottle, cabbage - "Hurrah, a long-awaited breakfast!", And a weight. The chief takes the remaining boxes, and with this good they return to main street. With the help of a weight, the Chief neutralized a strange-looking woman - either a passer-by or a policeman - he changed the bottle for another coin and, having built a kind of ladder out of the box, suggested to the Colleague to perform another acrobatic stunt.

After the three coins were in the hands of the Colleague, they were able to continue their journey.

Farewell Sydney!

But the car, despite all the tricks of the Pilots, did not reach the island of Tasmania - it stalled halfway. Finding themselves without fuel in the harsh Australian wilderness, our brave travelers decided to prepare a fuel substitute in their own way. own recipe. Only in this case they could avoid a terrible death.

- Colleague, let's start to act? the Chief asked.

- Well, of course - duty calls!

A colleague unscrewed the horn from the car and scared the poor ostrich with it. With the help of water from the pond, Chef extinguished the lava - a tourist attraction! - and picked up a canister from the bottom of the artificial pond. From the crater, the Chief pulled out an old rusty tap, which had seen in his lifetime such that no one would dream of even in nightmares, and poured life-giving moisture on the cactus growing at the foot. With the help of the same long-suffering faucet, he filled the canister with liquid from the cactus and poured it into the car.

But, having driven a few more meters, the car found itself at a dead end - now we have to look for a new mode of transport. Looking around, our heroes easily figured out this vehicle - a freshly frightened transport was probably the best.

“Chief, is it humane to use an animal for personal gain?” Colleague asked.

- Is it listed in the Red Book of the USSR? Chief was surprised.

“No, but we don’t have them at all!”

— Bourgeois invention! - Chef said sarcastically, rubbing his hands. - Nothing, it won't break. Soviet people must ride like a breeze!

The boss placed an iron cover from the well in the center, and the Colleague scared the ostrich with the help of a horn. The effect is obvious: the frightened animal, obeying ancient instincts, stuck its head into the dog... into the metal.

An hour later.

“Chief, are you sure the animal won’t overstrain?” asked the Colleague, looking anxiously at the ostrich. The last minutes the animal did not want to carry its companions at all. Poor bird, it seems that she did not know about the existence of the Soviet people.

- Colleague, we have already arrived - they will not let us and the ostrich into the secret military base! We'll have to keep walking. How do you not mind?

- Not at all. I'm even for - you know, Chief, how carefully I treat all kinds of living creatures.

The military base, apparently, really hid some extremely valuable strategic object - since the level of its protection deserved all praise. Barbed wire was stretched along the entire perimeter, a current was connected to it - so it would not have been possible to just jump over here, even with all the acrobatic delights of the Colleague. In addition, a brave native warrior was carefully watching the area on the observation tower: after all, a nuclear submarine is not a yacht in a country club.

But, as they say, the Chief and Colleague are also not born with a bast. The boss knocked down the warning sign, and the Colleague, climbing onto the pole, jumped over to the side of the enemy, but he can’t leave alone! He found a stone on the ground, the Chief broke the shield and turned off the voltage. And now two of our desperate adventurers are in the "territory of death", as it would be dubbed in some pretentious ladies' detective story.

Now you need to neutralize the guard on the tower. It turned out to be far from being as difficult to do as it seemed at first glance: by disconnecting the wire from the lantern and filling a small depression with water, the Chef practically completed this complex operation. The final touch turned out to be extremely comical, to say the least: A colleague threw a stone at a guard, and he accidentally touched a bare wire. Leaving the stone in the recess, our brave heroes got into the boat - the adventure continues!

In the mysterious sands of the desert

The submarine swiftly crossed the wilds of the sea: the inhabitants of the deep sea slowly sailed past the portholes. Sharks, seahorses, small fish with genuine interest, and sometimes outright horror, looked at unexpected guests. The abyss of the sea, sometimes as dark as a moonless night, and sometimes as piercing blue as the sky, or brown-red, at the very bottom, where the silt is never at rest, swallowed up the small boat like a piece of wood. She seemed to not want to let go of our heroes, dragging them deeper and deeper, to where there is no way back. Where day turns into night and night becomes day. To a world of complete rest, dead silence, eternal existence.

“Chief, don’t you think it’s time to surface?” Colleague remarked cautiously, glancing sideways at the radar installed right next to the porthole.

Hold on, Colleague. Now we are going to shake a little.

It's good not to even suspect what his phrase "shake a little" meant. It seemed that all the forces of nature attacked the metal surface of the old submarine at once. The tin gnashed like shark teeth, but since the cherished, if not magical, phrase “Made in USSR” was written on the side of the boat, there was no need to be afraid for its safety.

Our brave detectives surfaced in a small pool somewhere in the middle of the desert of southern Australia. After looking around, Chef took a lifebuoy and fished a baby car out of the water with it, then attached the lifebuoy back to the pipe. The colleague tied a long rope to the circle and the Chief fished out a mug from the reservoir, and then his friend caught a small goldfish, which miraculously did not become the prey of a young pimply guy standing on the shore with a primitive spinning rod. Then the poor fish, which considered itself already saved, was attached to a rope and given to the boy to catch. He pulled the boat to the shore without any problems - well, the strength is the same, but you can’t tell from the outside!

- Thanks baby! - said the Chief, passing by the guy.

“Hey, uncle, I’m not a kid, you understand? the young man was offended.

- I don't understand anything! Colleague screamed.

- And you, like, run up, punks? - the pimply man went berserk. “Go, like, there before you, like, get killed here!”

Leaving the zone of high atmospheric pressure, the Chief said bitterly:

“That’s Western education for you!” No, of course, nothing better than the Soviet education system has yet been invented: even though we don’t have any academic base, we are raising people, and not “like, show-offs.”

“Definitely, Chief!

Our travelers wandered into some marvelous oasis: palm trees grew everywhere, some in special tubs, others simply in the earth, diligently loosened. Say what you like, but the inhabitants of the deserts are diligent people who take their direct duties very seriously. Not to mention the fact that they won't give the water to the patient for nothing - here it is valued more than oil.

After examining the trash cans, Colleague fished out a divine boomerang. With his help, he knocked a coconut from a palm tree. Then he and the Chief dragged a tub full of earth under the windows of the dentist - it was to him in the office that they had to make their way. The boss planted a coconut, and meanwhile the Colleague stole things hanging to dry. Here, probably, some native-looking old woman was upset, not finding her pantaloons in the same place. The boss picked up the rope - to steal, so big. Well, since they decided to grow a palm tree, they, in addition to coconut and earth, would need water, and it was not possible to find it here.

I had to use sweat! The chief gave Colleague a rope, he put pantaloons on his head and began to jump. Jump-jump - and the cotton fabric is already wet through. After squeezing the contents of the pantaloons onto the coconut for the third time, the travelers discovered that the tree was growing rapidly. The Chief was the first to get into the office, and after him, according to the established tradition, the Colleague.

While the doctor was doing his business in the back room, the Chef managed to "borrow" batteries from the desk drawer and a gorgeous snow-white mammoth bone - an animal that became extinct several millennia ago.

"Chief, isn't that against the law?" Colleague inquired cautiously.

“You see, the issue of legality is the least of my concerns now: it is much more important to save the elephants, and if for this I have to borrow someone’s things for a while, then I will take this step without a twinge of conscience. Moreover, I emphasize that I only want to borrow them - and nothing more.

While the Chief continued to expand on the eternal themes of good and evil, an angry doctor flew into the office and, without warning, put the Colleague in his chair. Mom, what started here: teeth flew in all directions, Chef's friend desperately yelled, trying to stop the arbitrariness. Another moment - and he would have given his soul to God if the Chief had not figured out in time what to do.

Having connected the batteries to the radio, the Chief attached it to the phone and dialed the number of the doctor - he left the office for a while, and our brave traveler shamelessly locked the door with a mammoth tusk. But time was running out: in a few moments the doctor could appear from the window. Picking up a crocodile that had fallen from somewhere above, he put it in a chair, and then pulled his friend out of the infernal hell. He looked, to put it mildly, unimportant. Well, nothing, before the wedding will heal!

Soon the friends were already standing in the parking lot of the bus going along the route "Desert-Border". But - alas and ah - all the places were occupied, and this state of affairs did not suit either the Boss or the Colleague, let alone the poor blue striped elephants.

Finding himself in a bus full of people, Colleague quickly regained his former enthusiasm, but this did not move the matter from a dead center. After placing a stone on the road, they waited for a new bus. When he ran into a pothole, a saw fell out of one window. With her help, the Colleague sawed into two parts a beautiful billboard of the "Desert Bus Organization". The chief, using all his skills acquired at the “It’s not clear what with his own hands” courses, tore off a piece from the shield and with his help entered the bus. For some reason, all the passengers disappeared at once, as if they had been swept away by a desert tornado. But the driver ran away with them - these are the times, he must be called back!

“Chief, are you tech-savvy?”

- No more than yours, Colleague!

"Then what are we to do?"

- I think the first thing to call the driver - he already knows how to handle this wreck.

- That's easier said than done!

- Don't hang your nose, Midshipman Kollegovich! Chief said encouragingly.

Well, it's time for decisive action. First of all, the Chef pressed the middle pedal - this is the brake, the rear tailgate opened. Here the Colleague found the key and solemnly handed it to his friend. He propped them on the right pedal - gas, after which another door opened. Going out into the street, Colleague tore the headlight out of the hood, and put a loudspeaker in its place. After a bit of digging into the radio settings, he found an Arabic station broadcasting some kind of concert. Immediately, the children of the desert and the main child, the driver, came running from all sides. A few hours of torment in a crowded bus, and here it is - the border with the island of Tasmania!

On the way to victory!

But, no matter how sorry our brave travelers feel for him, duty is duty, and from him, as they say, "neither there nor here." The boss knocked a coconut off the palm tree, then went to the stone and stood on it so that the Colleague could get the oars. As a boat, they decided to use an old holey trough. Having sailed to the car destroyed by sea water and time, the Chef took with him a canister of gasoline or some other fuel and lubricant to the shore. An empty bottle lay somewhere nearby - Colleague picked it up and, mixing the liquid from the canister and coconut milk, got an excellent cocktail - just to the taste of the border guard. And so, while the unfortunate man was suffering from the strongest ... well, in general, indigestion, our heroes slipped to the central part of the border post - a dilapidated bridge. So much for Western high technology for quality control of consumer goods.

The bridge turned out to be, to put it mildly, not fully completed, but the Chief and Colleague were still able to cross it without any visible loss to health.

It is important: so the bridge. You need to bring down the dilapidated parts of the bridge twice - this is not as difficult as it seems, but there are some nuances. The colleague picks up a pack of expensive imported cigarettes, and the Chief pushes the cart all the way to the right, while his friend climbs the middle ledge. Now the Chief moves the cart to the left edge, and the Colleague drives it to the right edge. Now it's the Chief's turn to climb the middle ledge, and the Colleague has to adjust the cart for him - he gets into it, and a piece of the bridge falls on the crashed space station. Now you know how to change the position of the heroes - by simply moving the cart from place to place. Move the Colleague to the left edge, let him push the cart off the cliff, and then use a pack of cigarettes on it - the problem is solved!

Having passed through an unpretentious labyrinth, Chef and Colleague got to an old, but still miraculously working plant, or rather, to a line for the production of metal barrels.

It is important: this maze is easier than the one in the recent The Egyptian Prophecy: The Fate Of Ramses. There is also a mirror reflection effect here, and you need to finish the passage at the same time, but you can perfectly see your ally. As always - drive one of the players into a corner and go through all the obstacles to others. Then switch their roles. As a result - cheap and cheerful - the labyrinth is passed! As for the plant, you need to press the two red buttons on the control panel as quickly as possible. As soon as both partners are in barrels, the mission will be considered completed.

Karbaphos, you are under arrest!

Our brave friends were imprisoned on the ship of Karbaphos, but you can't take them with your bare hands! The boss turned the lever - the fan with the pump started working, pressed the button, and the connection gateway began to close. Throwing clothes into a barrel, Chef and Colleague filled it with sea water from a hose, pressed the green and yellow buttons - Colleague was dragged into the airlock. The chef swapped the barrels and pressed the green button again - his friend appeared, and after pressing the yellow and red buttons, they were able to leave the prison.

In the lagoon where they got out, everything was quiet and, it would seem, nothing foreshadowed trouble. On the shore, Chef found a turban, and in it tubes of paint. A hippopotamus sat in the pit and suffered without water - the Chef handed a tube to Colleague and he, after crying three times, filled the pit with his own tears. The hippo seems to have improved a bit. The boss examined the sink, turned it over - the Colleague found the key inside, and his friend, meanwhile, whiled away the time in an incomprehensible type of box. When the Chef was freed, he climbed onto the tap and opened it with the key - and now the entrance to the cave of the terrible Karbafos is open.

Last Stand near the crater of the volcano was short. It all ended with the signature phrase of the Chief:

- You're under arrest! In the name of the USSR, I declare you outside the law!

I promise to be good! - tears flowed from the eyes of Karbafos.

"You're going to tell the judge!" Colleague agreed to Chief, fastening the handcuffs on the defendant.

It is important: I will deliberately not give here the passage of the battle with Karbafos - otherwise all the humor will evaporate. One piece of advice: close the craters of the volcano with all improvised means.

Modern Soviet Propaganda: "The best of the best. Chef and Colleague again defeated the international mafia syndicate!

New York Times: "Russian miracle, or a true story about how the Chief and Colleague "made" the West."

El Paris: “Wine as a means of survival. Exclusive interview with the most unusual detectives in the world.

Girls Bazaar: “How to fool a Colleague in 15 days. Practical guide.

Boys Examples: " Such as Chef - the anthem of modern youth, performed by the Soviet choir "Screaming Separately"!

The Pilot brothers start a very interesting new case about an endangered and rare species of elephants on the island of Tasmania. Our long-familiar characters Boss and Colleague learn from the newspaper that the cat brought that the population of rare striped blue elephants is sharply decreasing on the island of Tasmania. Since these animals live only on this island, the cheerful detectives decide to go to the island and help the animals.

This is the third part of the game for Android about Pilot Brothers, the first part can be downloaded from our website at this link. As mentioned above, the Colleague and the Chief go to the island of elephants, but for this they will have to travel around the world. During world travel our friends will have to overcome the Great Wall of China, sink to the bottom of the ocean and fly by in an airplane. Naturally, they will need your help in solving various puzzles and riddles.

After passing through all the levels, the Pilot Brothers will get to the island and find out that these are all the tricks of their old malicious friend named Karbofos, who in the first part stole an elephant from the zoo, and in the second part the cat from the pilot brothers.

Download purchased full version games can be lower, only the first few levels are available in the version from the market, but you can buy it directly from the game interface for 72 rubles. But for those who do not have the opportunity to buy the game, download the FULL version at the end of the article.

Walkthrough levels can be viewed directly in the game itself by clicking on the video camera icon in the upper right corner of the screen:

The cache must be downloaded and copied from the folder "com.g5e.pilotbrs3.android" to sdcard/Android/obb .

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Passage and saves for the Russian version of the game

Control

This game is a third-person quest. The main characters are the Chief and Colleague. Some actions and manipulations with objects in the game are performed by the Chief, others are performed by the Colleague. Control carried out with the mouse. Inventory always visible at the bottom of the screen (it is impossible to hide it). It contains the found items, buttons for selecting the active character, as well as the icon for exiting the main menu (the folder with the inscription "case"). To take an item, simply click on it in the inventory, and the button with the image of two hands will allow you to throw the item. Main menu is a map of the path that we have to go. As such, there are no saves in the game. The location is automatically recorded after passing it and is marked with an icon (circle, cross, arrow or tick) on the map. When you click on the icon, the recorded level opens, but you have to go through it from the very beginning. AT main menu you can continue the game or start a new one, turn off music and sounds, read the credits or exit the game.

Types of cursors

white arrow– inactive cursor, allows you to move the heroes to the desired location

yellow arrow– active cursor, allows you to take an item or move from location to location

Cursor in the form of a selected item– active cursor, allows you to apply the item

Berdichev

From the introductory video, we learn that rare animals are disappearing on the island of Tasmania. Well, you need to help the poor little animals.

As a colleague, we open the cabinet on the left and take the bottle. Then in the pantry, at the very left edge of the screen, we take the jack and climb onto the table. We turn on the fan as a chef (the switch is on the right behind the cactus), we also climb onto the table and put the jack on a napkin. Now we put the Colleague on the jack, and we force the Chief to raise his brother. We grab the colleague for the fan and find ourselves on the wings of the plane, disguised as a shelf. We take a jar of jam and jump to the floor. We go into the courtyard (the door on the right) and as a Colleague we throw the jar at the crow. We select a fragment and return to the room. We repeat the casting of the Colleague onto the shelf in the manner described above and cut the rope with a fragment, take the wings of the aircraft as the Chief and turn off the fan. Then once again we raise the Colleague on the jack and force him to remove the fan blades (they are also the propeller of the aircraft). After that, we lower the Colleague down, pick up the jack as the Chief and go into the yard. We use the Chief's jack on a tank of kerosene and collect fuel for the aircraft in a bottle. Now we assemble the plane: We fasten the propeller with our colleague, and insert the wings with the Chief and fill the plane with kerosene. We put both Pilot Brothers on the plane and fly towards adventures.

Flight

So we're flying. This is the first mini-game. During the flight, we need to dodge blue clouds. Otherwise, if we collide with them, we will roll over and fly back. White clouds are not dangerous to us. They can be safely smashed against the nose of our aircraft. When the red bar below is completely filled, we will finish this mini-game. If you can't get through - save "Airplane" .

Forest

We take the wings of the aircraft and the stone into which our aircraft crashed into as the chief. Then, as a colleague, we interact with a sleeping bear and get a syringe (we select the syringe as the Chief), then we wait for a wooden hammer to float along the river on an ice floe, and quickly go to give a shot to the bear as a colleague. Clubfoot must throw us into the river, and in this way we will get a hammer. It is necessary that College hit the ice floe with a hammer. If it doesn't work the first time, you can try again. After that, the Chief uses a stone and wings on a sleeping bear and get a swing. As a colleague, we knock on the bear's paws with a hammer and quickly get up on the swing. This time the beast will throw us on a pole. We tear off the left wire first, and then the right one. After that, the Chef climbs up the hanging wire. If something doesn't work - save "Forest" .

Siberian

We are at the station. As a colleague we pick up a railway crutch and go into the yellow building. Here we are offered to play another mini-game. The essence of the game: to make 3 trains on three tracks according to the principle of tags.

To do this:

1.) We distill green pastures on the first path to the very edge

2.) Move the yellow tank car on the second path to the left, and the green wagon to the first path

3.) We drive the second yellow tank from the second track to the third track, and another green car to the first

4.) On the third track, we shift the yellow locomotive close to the steam locomotive, and we overtake both tanks on the third track. We move two freight cars along the second track to the butt to the right. We move the green locomotive to the first track. The first train is complete.

5.) We return the yellow tanks and the locomotive to the second track and drive them all the way to the left.

6.) We drive both freight cars close to the yellow locomotive, and we move the locomotive and the yellow tank from the third track to the second track where the freight cars were.

7.) We take both freight cars in turn to the third track to the end to the left. We move the yellow tank on the second path to the left.

8.) We return the locomotive to the third track and closely fit it to the freight cars. The second train is complete. Also on the third path we move the yellow tank, and move the yellow locomotive to the right to the end.

9.) We return the yellow tank to the second track and adjust it close to the rest of the train. We move the yellow locomotive to our cars. The third train is completed.

Save "Trains" , if suddenly something does not work out or is not clear.

We return to the station and exit to the first track. Here we see the loading of luggage into the car. Items move along the conveyor in the following order: suitcase, cactus, cage, anvil. With a colleague and a railway crutch, we knock down the cage from the conveyor and climb into it as the Chief. Now one of the brothers got on the train. After that, on the conveyor will appear new item- a round box (will follow the suitcase). We knock it down and the suitcase in the same way. Then we open the box. And the second brother is also in the car. Save "Luggage" in case you didn't get on the train.


Well, here it is. We finally waited for the continuation of the cult toy. The game became more interesting, the graphics became smoother. The number of episodes has doubled. Play and have fun.

1. Berdichev (house and yard)
The task is to assemble a plane on which you will have to fly to save rare animals.
The Chief (Sh) takes the jack in the pantry on the left. The colleague (K) opens the cupboard, takes the bottle and climbs onto the table. Ш turns on the fan, climbs onto the table, puts the jack on the table. K stands on the jack, Sh raises the jack. K takes hold of the fan and from there flies to the shelf (it is also the wing of the aircraft), where he takes a jar of jam and jumps down to the floor.
Both overlook the courtyard (to the right). K eats the jam and throws the jar at the crow (give the jar of jam to Colleague). The can breaks, K picks up the shard. Both return to the room (to the left).
Both climb onto the table, Sh lowers the jack, K climbs on it, Sh raises the jack. K takes hold of the fan and flies again onto the shelf. There he cuts off the rope (with a pennant) and falls to the floor along with the wing. Sh jumps off the table, takes the wing and turns off the fan. Both climb onto the table again, Sh lifts K on the jack and the colleague removes the propeller. Sh takes the jack and both go out into the yard.
Sh inserts the wing into the plane, K hooks the propeller. Ш puts the barrel on the jack and fills the empty bottle with fuel, after which he pours it into the plane. Both get on the plane and fly away.

2. Plane (arcade)
The task is to fly a certain distance.
Fly to the right, avoiding collision with dark clouds (or better - with all the clouds). Upon collision with a dark cloud, the aircraft turns in the opposite direction and it must again be turned to the right (collision with a dark cloud). Control - mouse click on the top, middle or bottom of the screen.

3. Bear
The task is to get to the opposite shore.
Ш takes a stone (near the plane) and a wing from the plane. K kicks the bear, which throws him into the plane. From the first-aid kit that appears, K takes a syringe and stabs the bear with it at the moment when an ice floe with a hammer begins to float along the river. The bear throws K into the river. At a well-chosen moment, the hammer from the ice floe ends up on the shore and Sh. Sh. puts a stone near the bear's lair, and a wing is placed on the stone. K beats the bear with a hammer and immediately climbs onto the wing - a swing. The bear throws K on a pole. K tears off the left wire (click on the pole), then by clicking on the right wire he crosses the river. Ш takes the wire (click on the pole or wire) and climbs onto the pole.

4. Station area
The task is to pick up a lying crowbar. Then - to the control room (straight).

5. Control room
The task is to collect all 3 compositions.
Move trailers along the tracks like tags. The trailers move on their own (but only to neighboring sections of the path), you must specify which trailer and where to move it. First, a green train is assembled, then a train with tanks and a forest.

6. Platform
The task is to get on the train.
(until the Control Room is completed, there will be no train on this scene).
Since the conductor does not let us in, we use perverted methods. The colleague barbarously throws (sticks) the scrap picked up on the square into the conveyor, from which various objects fall down. The cage falls - Sh climbs into the cage, the servant takes him away, after which Sh in the cage gets into the train. It remains K. It is necessary to sequentially drop a suitcase from the conveyor, then a box with a red ribbon. K opens a box from which bees fly out. K gets scared of the bees, jumps away and gets into the suitcase. The conductor picks up the suitcase.

7. Wall steps
The task is to climb the wall.
K extends the steps in the wall, pulling on the rings in the front row. The boss climbs the next steps to the right, left and diagonally. The wall is Chinese, and therefore cunning and incomprehensible - along with normal steps, false ones are also put forward, which spontaneously disappear.
Possible passage (ABCDE - columns from left to right, row numbers - from bottom to top):
K - B1, C1
W - C1, D2, E3, D4,C5,D6,E7
K - D1
W - D8
K - E1
W - E9
K - A1
W - D10, C11, D12, top of the wall

8. On the wall (center, left, right)
The task is to fly firecrackers into space (do not try this at home!).
Sh goes to the left and takes the ladder there, returns to the center and puts it on the left. Ш climbs up, takes a pickaxe on the platform above and climbs down. K knocks down the lock on the hatch with a poker, Sh opens the door. Ш climbs onto one of the platforms (left, for example). K takes firecracker and fires it (use firecracker on K). Sh is trying to jump on a flying firecracker. The same must be repeated for K - K takes a firecracker and launches it and immediately jumps onto the platform (for example, the right one) and tries to jump onto the firecracker. In case of failure - repeat.

9. Sputnik (arcade)
The task is to catch the satellite.
When the satellite takes off, arrange the heroes so that K is at the level of the satellite (for example, in the middle of the screen), and W is one level higher (for example, at the top of the screen). At the moment the satellite approaches the pilots, click W on the satellite and they will catch it.
Management - character selection and mouse clicks on the top, middle or bottom of the screen.

10. Buoys
The task is to get to the opposite side.
When jumping on the buoys, they react by flipping and knocking characters a certain distance in various directions. The direction and distance of the character's knockback depends on: (a) the type of buoy (three types in total), (b) the state of the buoy (as it is turned upside down - 2 options for each type), (c) the character (K ​​and W recline at different distances), ( d) what is the drop on the score from the start of the jump (no more than 3).
Management - character selection and click on the buoy to jump on.
Passage is possible in different ways.
A possible (but not optimal) variant of the passage (abvgdez - columns from left to right, row numbers - from top to bottom):
K: a5 -\\> d6 (sinking)
W: a3 -\\> (to the shore), a3 -\\> r3 -\\> e4 -\\> e4 -\\> w6 -\\> h6 -\\> (out)
R: a5 (3 times), a5 -\\> r6, a5 (3 times), a5 -\\> r6, a5 (3 times), a5 -\\> r6 (jump to the shore), a5 (3 times ), a5 -\\> r6 -\\> z6, a5 (3 times), a5 -\\> r6, a5 (3 times), a5 -\\> r6, a5 (3 times), a5 -\\ > r6 (jump ashore), a5 (3 times), a5 -\\> r6 -\\> z6 (leaves)

11. Sydney (street, gateway)
The task is to borrow a red car from the parking lot.
You can pick up the car from the parking lot by paying 3 coins to the locking machine. Two coins are issued by the machine for receiving bottles and one is hidden by a crow in a traffic light above the road.
Pick up a corkscrew. To rummage in the garbage container and pick up the dropped bottle. Hand over the W bottle to the machine, which will give out a coin for it. K opens the hatch with a corkscrew, Sh steps into the sewer. Both get out in the backyard. There you need to collect W boxes (at least 7 pieces), put a colleague in the trash can (hide), close the W wires on the wall on the right. Repeat until the bottle and weight fall out. We take them and return to the street (through the sewer). Sh hands over another bottle, and receives another coin. Sh throws the weight at the Kangaroo or onto the road. Then Sh builds a pyramid of boxes under the traffic light (click the box under the traffic light) on which K climbs (he can only climb one box, so we build Sh and climb K alternately). K pulls out another coin from the traffic light. We use the coins on the blocking machine in the parking lot for the red car and leave.

12. Breakdown of a jeep (with an arch and with a lake)
The task is to fill the car with cactus tincture.
Take K in the car horn. We go to the middle passage, K buzzes into a horn - this frightens the ostrich and breaks the bridge with his head. Sh pulls the cork out of the pipe - the water from the lake drains and floods the volcano. We return to the left, go to the upper passage, pick up the canister. We return to the left, go to the lower passage, take the Sh crane sticking out in the volcano (the volcano should already be extinguished). We return to the left, go to the middle passage, insert the Ш tap on the pipe (the lake is filling up). Open the SH tap and thereby water the cactus. We remove K the crane. We go again to the left and then into the lower passage, stick the Ш tap into the cactus, open the tap and fill the canister. We return to the left and pour the canister into the car. We're leaving.

13. Ostrich
The task is to catch an ostrich (in order to use it "as a means of transportation").
You can complete the task using the main feature of the behavior of ostriches - sticking your head into the sand when frightened. If suddenly instead of sand there is an iron cover of the well - this is already the problem of the ostrich.
Take Sh klaxon and remove the cover from the well, put it in place somewhere in the center of the screen, where it is placed. Put K somewhere behind a flowering cactus, drive the ostrich W so that it stands on the lying cover. To scare the Ostrich with a klaxon (Colleague), the Ostrich beats his head against the lid and falls unconscious. SH tie the ostrich.

14. Base
The task is to get on a guarded submarine.
Click W on the sign, then K on the column from the sign. K climbs over the fence and takes a small stone under the wooden jetty. K hits the shield cabinet (gray booth) with a stone, opens it and turns off the switch. Ш climbs over the fence (click on the fence) and pulls out the wire (near, from the lamppost). K puts a stone in the drain of a hand-operated column. Sh shakes the pump four times. While the puddle with the bell is energized (the puddle gradually dries up), Sh and K go to the submarine.

15. Swimming pool with a submarine
The task is to get out of the pool.
Ш takes a lifebuoy, hangs it on the bow of the boat (puts it on a pipe). Ш pulls out a floating car (green cube). K ties the rope to the circle, and removes the circle. Sh catches around a light green mug. To catch a fish with a mug - click on the bubbles that appear in the center of the pool. Ш puts a circle on the pipe. K ties the fish to a rope and the fisherman pulls them out.

16. City of Portassa
The task is to get into the window.
Move the vase with the Chef (A colleague will help). Rummage K in the trash can and Sh take the boomerang. Take linen (K) and rope (W). Shoot down the coconut with a boomerang (Ш with a boomerang on the coconut from the place where the vase used to be) and take it (K). Plant Sh coconut in a vase, put panties on K and give him a rope. Squeeze Sh wet panties into a vase until Sh can climb up the palm tree. A colleague climbs a rope up.

17. Dentist
The task is to find adventures and then get rid of them, or rather, from the dentist.